December 2010
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
1 tag
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Shelby: ugh. wratched.
Ken: i look amazing.
Heather: oh fuck.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
Shelby: some coins
Ken: 0
Heather: $100
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR”?
Shelby: whore
Ken: whore
Heather: score
4. Favorite planet?
Shelby: Saturn
Ken: Neptune
Heather: Mars
5. Who is...
Teacher leaves the room during a test.
itsahopeforallthehopeless:
Elementary School: -silence-
Middle School: [whispers: Can I have some gum?]
High School: [yells across the room: Hey, what’s number one?]
all the time or i take out my phone to text.